35 Reasons why iPad sucks & the best alternatives

ipad-sucksHello people,

I respect Apple and I do love some of their products, However, Recently they came up with a new device called the iPad.

Their marketing techniques, and the people buying anything with an apple logo on it made a HUGE fuss and hype about the iPad. But later, It turns out that the iPad really sucks.

Let me start off with a list of reasons that make iPad sucks.

1. No USB.
2. No card reader slots.
3. No extendable memory.
4. No ethernet port.
5. No flash support.
6. No multitasking.
7. No phone.
8. No 3G.
9. No 1080p.
10. No video output.
11. No HDMI output.
12. No HD display.
13. Not widescreen (screen is 4:3 aspect ratio)
14. No voice recognition.
15. No handwriting recognition.
16. No stylus.
17. Doesn’t shoot videos.
18. Doesn’t take photos.
19. No 3rd party applications.
20. No SMS application.
21. No desktop OS.
22. Doesn’t run OS X. Runs the iPhone OS.
23. No E-ink.
24. No free internet.
25. No good games.
26. No harddisk.
27. Small storage.
28. No headphone plug.
29. No OLED Screen.
30. No open-source.
31. No PC card.
32. Mono sound.
33. iTunes dependant.
34. Lame name.
35. High price.

Ugh! Its too big to be compared to a PDA and too lame to be compared to a computer!
I lol’d when I saw someone comparing the iPad to a 5,000,000 year old rock. The rock will have multitasks, It is fun and will survive a 6 inch drop.

I’d call it iFail, Better than “iPad” isn’t it. Watch the vid to know why [In case you didn’t see this one coming]

Now, Lets cut the crap and talk about the alternatives…

-Available alternatives

I’d like to start off with a 7 year old device.

HP TC1100TC1100
CPU: 1 Ghz to1.2 Ghz
HDD: 40 GB to 80 GB
Screen: 10.4 inch XGA
Video output: VGA
Camera
SD card slot, 2 USB 2.0, PC card, Headphone plug
Stereo sound

You can also have a look at the tablets and PCTablets made Archos
You may want to check out Acer Aspire One 10.1″ too.

-Future alternatives

HP Slate
JooJoo Tablet

That’s all what I have for now; If you have any note or question, leave it at the comments section below.

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{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

iPad? Nothnx. April 1, 2010 at 1:27 AM

Great post

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opisafucknugget April 1, 2010 at 3:12 AM

1.It has 3g
2.that little tc1100 that you have there i sold for £480 last year its battery wouldnt even hold a 2hr charge when new
its bulky and heavy, people will still pay up the shitter or this.
3. no free games? you sure?
4.no stylus? im sure you could use one but im happy with multi touch
5.no flash, looks like i wont be able to go on newgrounds and watch flash averts then.
6.same price as new pdas and smart phones in the market if the ipad doesnt meet your needs dont get one.

Its that simple, It is going to do well and there will be allot of butthurt from people “who know best”.

to be honest the ipad is perfect for what im after but what ever floats your boat.

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spook July 15, 2011 at 11:26 PM

actually, you cant use stylus because the ipad’s capacitive touchscreen is not stylus optimized

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Faggots April 1, 2010 at 3:45 AM

I laugh hard every time when I remember that 250 000 iPads were preordered as of this moment.

Enjoy your gay shit faggots!

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facepalm April 4, 2010 at 12:26 AM

@opisafucknugget
“if the ipad doesnt meet your needs dont get one.”

If you actually believed this, you wouldn’t be posting here!
Try not to sound too rational and forgiving.

Also, 7. it makes you a brainless homosexual lol.

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Http July 2, 2011 at 4:51 PM

The iPad is a gay man’s wet dream.

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